Friday, September 21, 2007

Britney! Britney! Britney!

Forget about a Iraq Exit Strategy!! We need a Britney Spears Exit Strategy.
Can someone help us out with that?
If you didn't catch it, Britney made an appearance at the Video Music Awards, singing "Gimme me More".The world responded with "No thanks. We've had quite enough, thank you!"

It was supposed to be her big comeback appearance.
Please! I've seen better lip syching from Ashlee Simpson!!
Then again, you try to sing and dance after chucking back eight margaritas.

No word on her publicist's excuse for that woeful performance, but I'm sure that "Global Warming" will feature prominently as well as the tried and true "I was tired. I had too many slepping pills. I had jet lag".
Hey! Now there's a thought.
Britney Spears could hook up with John Stamos!
They seem to have a lot in common.

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